birds

Where were you when the Great Bird Wars began?

So I heard shrieking this morning while I was working out, and looked outside and saw a couple of little sparrows getting their freak on on my roof. And I was thinking “YOU GET THAT GOODGOOD LITTLE BIRDS!” Then the boy pushed her into the gutter.  

Good morning, world. I hope you’ve been having a good day. I was treated to seeing a mourning dove threesome on the roof of my car this morning while I drank my coffee, so there’s that. Yesterday was one of those days, the kind where you’re trying so hard to be optimistic about how the…