Nephew [age 5]: Why didn’t I see you today?
Me: You weren’t home! You were at school, silly!
Nephew: [with mix of horror and disgust] I have to go to school until I’m 18!
Nephew [age 5]: Why didn’t I see you today?
Me: You weren’t home! You were at school, silly!
Nephew: [with mix of horror and disgust] I have to go to school until I’m 18!