Hello, world. We’re awake. Pippin’s been wandering around, chatting for at least an hour now. She came up and snuggled me for a little while. I miss waking up with Chaucer‘s weight on me, and I think Pippin misses him in her own way as well.
Shawshank left in the afternoon, and I immediately went outside to record myself doing bong hits on the patio. I added the subtitles (my smut is ACCESSIBLE AS FUCK), slapped on a watermark, and uploaded it and its promo to Fansly. Properly vibed up, I put on some music and spent the rest of yesterday afternoon adding some options to my WordPress plugin. Previously, it only output stats on individual hashtags or posts. Yesterday, I added an overview page, so I can see a bit more.
I currently have it outputting lists of the top 5 best and worst performing hashtags and posts. I like the grading system, but I want to tweak its comments. It’s informative, but not quite, if that makes sense.
The latest update is also set up to track performance over time. Unfortunately, I won’t know if it actually works properly until next week. Could I set it to track daily? Certainly. But we all know I’d forget to set it back.
Today is Tuesday. I’m going to get milfy, put on my best Jennifer Coolidge voice, and enjoy an evening playing “Balatro“.
