analytics hoe
Good morning, it’s the weekend, and it’s fucking windy out there today. The recent warm temps we enjoyed over the last two or three days are gone, replaced with wind warnings and thunderstorms last night. It made for a nice sleep, I think I crashed before my brain even registered what was playing in my headset.
I had a rough Friday. I didn’t work on Thursday, so I wanted/needed to work last night. Shawshank warned me he was probably going to be home early. My brain did that thing where it calculates how much time I have, then feeds me all the reasons why that’s not enough time to do things. Oh, you have five hours? Well, you’ll only have four by the time you finish setting up, less after you factor in resetting the room before he gets home. And it’s not like you’ll make any money in the first couple of hours, leaving only about an hour of money making. At that point, why bother logging in at all?

I logged in anyway. I might’ve earned a Happy Meal last night. Even if it’s not making good money, it’s some money. Not only that, but it’s more data in my vibe coded stat-sucker/analyzer. And that data is really interesting to see plotted out over time. If everything is working against me on CB – stream speed/quality, my niche content vs. the free porn – I really need to be using the hashtags that get me the most eyes. One of my earlier projects was a simple HTML file I could load up on one phone, with a bunch of buttons, each labeled with a hashtag I used. Tapping the buttons let me tally up the number of times I saw someone enter my stream via a hashtag search. It was good, but relied on me seeing and tapping.
My current system logs everything automagically. It slurps up info, then generates a graph of viewers and my room rank. Clicking on any point of the graph shows me anything happening in my room around that point, from 15 minutes before to 5 minutes after. One of my CB apps rotates my hashtags every 10 minutes, using three “permanent” tags and rotating in two from another list. Now, it’s stupidly easy for me to look at a massive dip or spike in the graph and see what hashtags my room was listed under at that point. Since I started looking at things this week, I’ve taken out three tags.
I can tell when I have someone tipping because the ranking graph will flatten out. When someone tips, another app updates my room title slightly, resetting the hashtags to five that are usually pretty consistent. Over the next few weeks, I want to use the spikes to figure out which tags I should be using in that second app. If my graph is going to flatten when they tip, then I want it to flatten out at a higher ranking.
Today’s the last shift though, then we have a couple of days off. We’re having Shawshank‘s mom over for dinner tomorrow. Tonight, I’m gonna be a hoe.
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