narf

Good morning. It's a new week, muthafuckas. I'm awake. Shawshank is at work. I felt him get out of bed this morning, just before his alarm would have gone off.…

human shit

Happy Sunday, y'all. We're up. Pippin woke up about an hour ago, asking for attention. I kept her "mostly quiet" by petting her. That lasted until she decided to yell…

sunny day with chance of goats

Hello, world. I'm up. Shawshank is already at work. Pippin is yelling at me. Some days it's like living with a slightly vocal toddler: she has big feelings, and not…