Posted inDearly Deported In My Head Life in General
Not Feeling Productive
Why are weekends so short? Why is the government so slow? Why do I have 3 fur capes? Why doesn't anyone want to buy my shit?Why can't I throw stuff out?
Posted inFood
C is for Cookie
I really want cookies. Do I have cookies? Of course not. I have protein cookies, but I want big, buttery chocolate chip cookies. Do I have all the makings of…
Posted inRandom
Just asking.
Let #selfcaresaturday begin. Now, is there enough rum and/or vodka to get me brave enough to shave my head?
