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Ask your doctor if my bullshit is right for you
It's Friday, and I would love to start my long weekend right now. But I can't. Because I'm an adult.
Posted inLife in General Work
Can I go back to bed?
I forced too many chicken nuggets into a wrap last night, but that's not included in this post.
But you know what is?
FUCKING EMOJIS.
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Kwitcherbellyakin
It's days like yesterday that make eating an enormous bowl of Kraft Dinner with chicken nuggets, Frank's hot sauce, and BBQ sauce seem like a good idea.
