no sugar

no sugar

Good morning, world. You up? We're up. We had cats in bed, Shawshank has cats on his legs, and I'm sure we'll have them all over us today. The morning…

How a Worm Got Blocked

I get such a kick out of these idiots. This guy first messaged me in September. If I'm remembering correctly, he lurked in my stream chat for a while, wanting…

he’s a pussy magnet

Good morning, world. Happy morning. We're out of bed. I've been up since around 5am, and spent my remaining time in bed trying to keep Pippin from walking across Shawshank's…