[Current Mood | unbothered era ]

[Listening To | Bill Nye talking space ]

Good morning, foggy world.

I hopped on TikTok to put on makeup, the standard #GRWM bullshit. I don’t think I made any coins… probably not. TikTok has changed so much about their live stream system and its payment tiers that I stopped caring last year. Then I grabbed the largest controller I’ve held in 20+ years, popped a CD in the Xbox, and played about 2 hours worth of “Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones”. PrincePop is currently stuck, right where I logged out. Shawshank came home from work and started playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 on the Switch, but couldn’t concentrate on it. He handed me the Xbox controller and I started “Fable: The Lost Chapters“.

A little while later, when his attention span was better, Shawshank propped the Switch up on its little leg and built some parks.

And that’s how it went until dinner.

Today will be similar. He’s working the whole day. I’m going to set up most of the bedroom, put my hair in curlers, and do another TikTok stream. Once I’m in human form, I’ll log in to Chaturbate and see how I can finish the month.

[Current Mood | adhd tornado ]

Good morning, world. The cats and I are up and about. Pippin is slinking around the house, Podrick is in a doorway, and I’m listening to the extra loud cricket that’s screaming outside. I woke up early, checked the clock and made sure Shawshank was up. He wasn’t in bed, so I stretched out like the starfish I was born to be, reset my sounds, and went back to sleep. Now I’m up, thinking I should make another coffee. Podrick, needing to be the main character at all times, just threw up.

My Friday went ok. I was ready to go online about half an hour earlier than I’ve been managing lately, which was good. Unfortunately, I think I picked the wrong outfit, because my traffic sucked. Shit was slow, y’all.

Since Shawshank will be home around lunchtime, I’m taking today off. I’m going to smoke, put the vape on the charger, pop onto TikTok for a little bit while I do makeup for no reason, listen to my music, and maybe start “Fable“.

Good morning, world. Things are gray here in TinyTown, with overcast skies and drizzle. And thunder. Podrick had a “good boy” morning, and let everyone sleep in today.

The day off was nice. We only had one item on the agenda for the day, and that was a drive over to Shady Acres to move things out of the basement. There’s a few larger items down there that we’re leaving alone for the time being, but we took a bunch of boxes of things out and loaded them into the truck.

By the time we finished loading up, it was lunch time. We hit up a free cookout on the way home, put on by a cable company upgrading the lines in town, promoting new deals. The deals looked good – so much faster than what we currently have, for sure – but I think we’re locked in to the plan we have. We left the cookout and hit up a food truck visiting town as well, the free lunch turned into a $30 lunch, and Shawshank bought me my first Beavertail for dessert.

Shawshank fired up Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 and I sat down to poke through the camera bag. It’s a lovely camera, but it’s a proper camera. I’m used to one lens: no fuss, pop off the lens cap, autofocus, and snap. The Canon (an Eos Rebel T3) is/was a grownup camera. I feel inadequate. I experimented with it a little, snapping a bunch of terrible pics outside with it, and some pics of the cats. I’d post them as well, but we don’t have anything that can accept that memory card.

It’s Friday, and another work night. We’ll start with a shower, then figure out shit out for the rest of the morning.

[Current Mood | amused ]

[Listening To | closing arguments ]

Good morning, Thursday. It’s another day. I let Shawshank sleep this morning, since Podrick didn’t. Shawshank put an arm around me, and Podrick promptly laid on it.

I had another night in the bean. One of the now-regular broke guys complained he can only find me if he uses a VPN, claiming I’m restricting everyone outside of North America. I have a few countries blocked, but definitely not everything outside of North America. In fact, I checked my settings this morning and I have less than I thought blocked.

Whatever vibe I was putting out last night brought me a lot of submissive dudes, much to my surprise and amusement. I’m not a domme by any means, but I guess my attitude brought in some new clientele who really liked the cut of my jib. One wanted something I don’t offer – SPH (small penis humiliation) – which I don’t have on the menu. As a child of the 90’s, my brain refuses to let go of the lyrics of Gillette’s “Short Dick Man”, and it takes work to not use them. Another reason is I’m a terrible actress, and being convincingly mean “for fun” isn’t really in my skill set.

But, I improvised some off the cuff SPH within my regular JOI stuff, and the dude loved it.

We have today off. We’re going to get dressed and go out to Shady Acres to move some boxes, and Shawshank‘s going to build some coasters.

[Current Mood | annoyed ]

Good morning, world. We’re up and about and watching news programs, as usual. The world is burning. The earth wants to shake us off like fleas. The universe took Dolly, then sent a flood.

Yesterday was just bad all around. I put my hair up with my locs in old-school “pony falls”. When I thought I looked cute enough, I set up the bedroom, and logged on. I’m chatting, playing my edge game with two broke ass boys and a handful of anonymous watchers. An hour later, I realized that the browser extension that bridges the gap between my toys and their tips wasn’t working. Why didn’t I notice it earlier? Well now, that’s easy to answer– no one was fucking tipping me.

I logged out for 15 minutes to update the browser extension. Since it’s adult in nature, I need to hunt down the link to download the extension when it dies, unzip it, remove the old plugin, and install the new one. That’s fine, whatevs and all, I get it. Shit wouldn’t take nearly as long if they just fucking saved my tip rules when they push out these updates. Instead, I have to sit there with two tabs open in a split screen to try to copy tip responses for a dozen different tip ranges and patterns.

I almost didn’t log back in, but figured the update was the worst of it. I went live for another hour or so, then logged off and took a longer break. My hair was hurting, so I took that down, and smoked again. I went back about 20 minutes later, and stuck it out for about an hour, then gave up.

I made dinner for me and the cats, then loaded up Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 to work on Shawshank‘s challenge: a coaster that went through a mountain. After a small amount of prep, an hour of experimenting with track, and a minimal amount of fine tuning some terrain, I had a fucking amazing coaster. It was wonderful. My peeps loved it.

Then, instead of hitting “SAVE GAME”, I chose “LOAD GAME” instead, and lost the last two hours of progress, including the coaster.

Today is Wednesday. I’m going to get into hawt girl mode, and get back on the air. We have tomorrow off.