Good morning, world. I’m awake. We’re all awake. It’s gonna be a morning.
We enjoyed a lazy day. We watched wrestling. The cats each had time alone in the bedroom. I spent the day getting progressively higher, eventually grabbing the controller and playing Balatro for a couple of hours.
The cards were better than they have been lately. I came pretty close to beating a run on purple stakes using the Abandoned Deck. Later, I decided to swap decks and came very close to a new win on the Plasma Deck. I put the controllers away and Shawshank put on a show about British castles. I got higher, and started reading reviews of expensive, interactive sex toys.
We had a fabulous dinner of chicken sandwiches with bacon and spicy cheese and a handful of tater tots. It was delicious. I got higher and brought the wallet with the credit card out.
After dinner, we watched more wrestling and castle shows. I bought an expensive muff-stuffer, at half price, because paying full price would be insanity. I woke up to a tracking number that’s still too new to bring up any information. Supposedly, it will pay for itself after a couple of shows. We’ll see. I have enough phones in the house where I could run streams on both Fansly and Chaturbate, if I wanted.
Shawshank is back to work tonight. It’s a pretty gray day, and the forecast looks like I can expect that to continue through the afternoon. “Considerable cloudiness” is what Accuweather predicts. I need to take some pics and do some things, and I need to make some pancakes.


