Good morning, world. It’s Wednesday. I woke up sprawled diagonally across the bed because the cats strategically position themselves to take up as much space as possible. I remembered Shawshank‘s schedule and let him sleep in. Yesterday’s clouds have blown out and this morning is sunny and clear. I’m assuming the cats are on their table, soaking up some sunlight.
I played some Just Dance yesterday morning while Shawshank ate a giant sausage. It was a short session, but it felt good to move a bit. I’ll probably do some more today. I like to move it.
Today in Spank Bank Advice
So I’m just starting out and a lot of guys are wanting to pay after a session. Like every single person so far. Is this normal? Do I continue to insist on being paid before the session? Needing advice.
– Reddit submission
Jesus Christ. Of course you get payment up front. Do you really think this Cheeto-dusted neck beard is going to pay you after? No good comes from waiting for the post-nut clarity. If he can afford to pay your prices, then he can pay you up front. You might consider yourself fine dining, but you need to run that shit like a Popeyes Chicken. Get your money before they get the value meal, and don’t be afraid to jump the counter if they kick up a fuss.
I spent the morning editing a quick video I recorded on the patio a couple of weeks ago. It was just a quick ~1min clip of me sitting on the steps and stomping on a hot dog. I had to clean up the audio slightly, as Shawshank could be heard saying “OLAF METAL!” in the background.
