Hello, world. It’s yet another morning. It’s Saturday and we’re up, because Podrick was attacking a light. The joy I felt inside upon realization that I had once again reached morning is ✨immeasurable✨.
The Friday night shift was pretty dead. I stayed on for about 3 hours, but it was very slow for me– I only got about 30 new followers, and didn’t come close to meeting a single goal. I watched someone follow me, ask me a question, and immediately unfollow me when they didn’t like the answer.
Once I reset the bedroom, I fed the cats, fed me, then smoked a bowl and played “Burnout” until Shawshank came home. I won 10 events to unlock an upgraded license. In the process, I put four new cars in my junk yard. And the highlight of my night: getting my name on the scroll a couple of times.
Today is Saturday. We’re watching what remains of last night’s “Smackdown” before the day gets too far gone. Shawshank has the closing shift tonight, which means I’ll be up to my normal hijinks.
