Good morning, y’all. It’s another Sunday morning. Cats, coffee, contemplation,
… you know the drill.
We had a nice day off. I made a batch of the saddest-looking pancakes ever while Shawshank did the laundry and played “Red Dead Redemption“. I played for a couple of hours, learning how to herd cattle and rope horses. On my way back to the ranch, I came across a robbery in progress. This is the point where I realized the game never explained how to change my active weapon from a lasso to an actual fucking weapon. I hogtied the two dudes actively criming, because trying to figure out the buttons mid-fight wasn’t happening and the option was right there. Once they were restrained, I figured out how to switch to a gun, and promptly executed them.
Shawshank made us a delicious dinner of burgers and tater tots, and we lazed around on the couch for the rest of the night.
Since today is Sunday, I have to put real clothes on because we’re going out to Shady Acres.
