I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Oh fuck, it’s Monday. But it’s a day off for Shawshank, so that’s a good thing. Everyone was up early- Podrick was talkative this morning! He was sitting on the dresser, chatting. I think he likes the breeze on his booty. I was up at my regular early hour. Pod came in for cuddles right around the time my body said “FURNACES ENGAGED”, so he stretched out next to me to enjoy head scritchies and tummy rubs.

I spent another day in sloth mode. Shawshank went to work in the morning, leaving me to deal with the cats on my own. They were especially volatile yesterday morning. I was near tears at one point before Shawshank left; however, Pod settled down and he was much better than I expected him to be. When they retired to their spots to nap, I spent an hour scheduling posts on Fansly. At this point, I have two weeks worth of pics scheduled, and another week of promo. I felt productive.

The rest of my afternoon was spent on Reddit, offering advice in the creator subreddits. I feel like reporting non-creators, managers, and agencies has become part of my daily routine. Sometimes I call out the obvious AI bullshit. I got two banned from Reddit yesterday. The highlight of the afternoon was getting into a flame war with someone who was told something was against the TOS, but kept asking “yeah but can I do it?”

We’re having brunch today. I’m not becoming a human, because I don’t think we’re leaving the house.

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