Good morning, world. It’s Friday Eve, and the day is looking…. ok. I mean, it’s only just started. The skies are a bit overcast, but it’s supposed to be warmer than yesterday. Pod came into bed around 5am for cuddles.
This morning, I bring you a mini-rant:
DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH
School’s out, and every freshly-minted 18-year old is online trying to strike it rich as a “spicy accountant”1 or “midnight ballerina”2 because someone on TikTok told them it’s easy money. None of them are doing any research whatsoever. Why? Because the TikTok video that told them they can do it was the research, fam. All they need to know can be boiled down to 90-second TikTok clips.
Fansly and Onlyfans? You just need to look cute and post feet pics, here’s my referral code!
Findom? You just need to flip them off and be a bitch, here’s my referral code!
Cam sites? You need to just sit there and look cute, here’s my referral code!
These brand new adults who can barely dress themselves sign up thinking they’re going to be rolling in cash because they posted their new pedi and told Greg from accounting he has a shrimp dick. Almost weekly, there’s a post from someone asking how to get started. Sometimes, rarely, they come with specific questions, like why does Onlyfans need my Facebook account, or how can I keep my family from finding out? More often, however, they post shit like this.
Everyone jokes about Meemaw on Facebook sending her retirement to Nigerian princes, but I’ll tell you this: these kids are fucking dumb. Posts asking “is this a scam?” are incredibly common. The number of creators who post specifically to ask if they should be getting paid first is scary. Even scarier are the people who post about sending content to someone then never get paid. Let’s go over everything that’s wrong with this person, shall we?
- Fansly doesn’t allow drinking pee
- Fansly doesn’t allow any scat content
- Get paid before or after the call? Girl, no.
This person, in one post, shows she hasn’t read the TOS of the site she’s working on, at the very least. In the comments, someone tells her scat content violates the TOS, and she replies “what’s scat?”. These people have no business being in this business.
Oh well. I guess I’ll wait until tomorrow to tell y’all about the burp fetish video I did.
