Happy weekend 🤗☕
I had a shit sleep, and I’ve been up since about 4am. Unlike last week, where my dreams were weird and amusing, the last couple of nights have been weird and bad.
Badly weird.
Last night, I was dreaming about being chased by dwarves around a boat marina. I was wearing a ball gown. The night before, I had the least sexy sex dream ever. It started with a guy whose idea of foreplay was essentially waterboarding my crotch, and ended when his junk exploded like a popped leech.
I’m going to do an easy workout this morning. He’ll be at work until noon, and he expects me to be ready when he gets home. There’s going to be lunch, then the Warhammer shop, and finally the food shopping. It’s going to be insanity at the grocery store, and I’m not looking forward to it.
Only 11 days until my birthday. I’m hoping the tax return gets in soon, I want to buy myself some presents.
