Mornin’, y’all. I’ve been up for a bit more than an hour now. I spent the time laying quietly in the bed, watching silent TikTok videos and waiting for the alarm to go off so I had a reason to be awake. There’s no new snow out there yet, but it’s most definitely on the way to us.
Saturday was nice. I managed to become an adult human female before the morning was too far gone. It was still a bit too early for lunch when we arrived in Slightly BiggerTown, so we shopped before eating. I can’t leave the discount store without finding something I absolutely have to leave with; this time was no different. I found some leggings, comfy clothes, and a set of Easter Bunny ears and tail. This week’s live stream’s gonna be extra eggstra ridiculous.
We’ve been managing groceries like grownups this week, and Shawshank had a list. The food shopping went smoothly. We hit up the dispo and bought drugs, then went out for lunch. I looked through tutorials on how to make cannabutter while Shawshank drove us home. Once we got home, we put the groceries away, I started working on the butter, and Shawshank loaded up Breath of The Wild.
The two of us have made it to just about the same point in the game. However, we both have total fear of failure, so neither of us had done any of the Divine Beast battles. We watched some very basic Youtube videos last week, and yesterday Shawshank took the plunge and did one. He got into it, I helped out with the puzzle bits, then let him do his “brute force and ignorance” thing while I adjourned to the kitchen to get my cannabutter going in my $1 mini crockpot.
Later, I did the same battle. He predicted it would take me 8 minutes. He was wrong, because I suck at jumping.
Today is chore day. The laundry is running, and the first few flakes of snow are falling. We’re going out to Shady Acres for dinner later. Oh, and I’m going to make some brownies.
