Work

StressedRPh: This patient’s last name is “Gollum”. Me: PRREEEEHHHHSHUUUUSH 5 minutes later [overhead music starts playing “Endless Love”] StressedRPh: I keep hearing the song as “My Precious Love” … Me: Oh God, now I’m imagining Gollum singing it…..

The one where she whines all morning, with a mediocre and unmentioned workout tucked between paragraphs 6 and 7.

Wake me up for the weekend.