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Originally posted May 5, 2015 Me: [to the pharmacist] Leave that drug out, please, I have another script for it. Pharmacist: Huh? Me: Leave it out, please. Pharmacist: [confused] I don’t understand… Me: [exasperated] Did you take the drug out of the safe yet? Pharmacist: No… Me: Well when you do, don’t put it back…

Sometimes even shoplifters are more convincing than Will’s apology.

Originally posted on April 3, 2009 A crazy woman came into the store. “I’m on psych meds,” she said, after asking if she could speak to a doctor. “And I think they’re affecting my son.” I’ll let your brain try to wrap itself around that logic. Ready? Ok. “I think they’re doing something to his…