Snackerbowl Weekend

Hello, and welcome to Saturday. I'm Crystal, and I'll be your hostess this afternoon. Can I get you anything to start? I survived another work week. It's been one of…

TGIFF.

Yes, that does, in fact, mean THANK GOD IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY. I spent most of yesterday thinking that it was Friday. It sucked. It was dead at work, which also…