Random

I like how Cool Whip adds the suggestion to eat it like ice cream, like (a) no one had ever thought of sitting down with a tub of it and a spoon and eating half the tub, or (b) needed their blessing to do so.

“Remember when I asked you for body weight exercises I could do in small spaces?” “Yeah, you wrote in your last letter that did something like 70 squats.” “Ok, so yesterday I did 120 squats, 40 each of regular squats, sumo, and ski squats.” “Nice! You’ll come out of there with an ass like mine.”…