Random

This week, I had a patient tell me we’re all too afraid these days. “If we’re not afraid of it, we’re not going to catch it,” he told me. There you have it: Covid-19 is like a wild animal, it can smell your fear.

Patient: I have this rash… I think I need a cream, do you want to see the rash? Pharmacist: No, let me show you where the creams are…. Patient: Ok, but here’s a picture of the rash….

So I heard shrieking this morning while I was working out, and looked outside and saw a couple of little sparrows getting their freak on on my roof. And I was thinking “YOU GET THAT GOODGOOD LITTLE BIRDS!” Then the boy pushed her into the gutter.