Random

Little kid in a cart: YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BE GOOD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?!

StressedRPh: This patient’s last name is “Gollum”. Me: PRREEEEHHHHSHUUUUSH 5 minutes later [overhead music starts playing “Endless Love”] StressedRPh: I keep hearing the song as “My Precious Love” … Me: Oh God, now I’m imagining Gollum singing it…..

I complain almost every single time about overcooking my fried egg, or burning it to the bottom of the cast iron pan and ruining it. I made the most perfectly over easy egg. Like, it was almost too perfect to eat. Of course, I ate it anyway, but that’s beside the point.