Good morning, world. I’m up. We’re all up early because cats. I finally grew bold enough to verify myself on Chaturbate. Out of the four adult platforms I’ve been verified on over the years, this was the most painless. Twenty-five years ago, verifying on Ifriends required me to scan my driver’s license and take nudes…
It’s morning. We had a nice Sunday. Shawshank made us brunch. I put on makeup and did my thing. I updated stats in the Audrey system, enjoyed bite-sized Red Meat archives, and read dumbass shit on Reddit. In the afternoon, we popped out to the old folks’ home to pick up a chair. We brought…
Good morning, world. It’s another frabjous day. We locked Podrick out of the bedroom almost immediately after we went to bed, so we both crashed pretty quickly. He must have missed me, because he was the snuggliest bean when he came into bed early in the morning. I assumed a comfy position that gave Pod…