Good morning, world. I’m awake. We’re all awake. It’s gonna be a morning. We enjoyed a lazy day. We watched wrestling. The cats each had time alone in the bedroom. I spent the day getting progressively higher, eventually grabbing the controller and playing Balatro for a couple of hours. The cards were better than they…
Good morning, world. I’m up. We’re all up early because cats. I finally grew bold enough to verify myself on Chaturbate. Out of the four adult platforms I’ve been verified on over the years, this was the most painless. Twenty-five years ago, verifying on Ifriends required me to scan my driver’s license and take nudes…
It’s morning. We had a nice Sunday. Shawshank made us brunch. I put on makeup and did my thing. I updated stats in the Audrey system, enjoyed bite-sized Red Meat archives, and read dumbass shit on Reddit. In the afternoon, we popped out to the old folks’ home to pick up a chair. We brought…