we do not breathily say “five….. golden….. rings…..” during the cum countdown
Good morning, world. The new week has begun. Podrick started with the bullshit hella early this morning. Bullshit, interspersed with cuddles. That’s pretty much a breakdown of the human experience in general, actually. Sunday wasn’t bad. Shawshank left for work in the morning, and I assumed a human form so I could stream in the…