Good morning, my lovelies. ☕ Today is Wednesday. I’m scheduled to go in early, with the other day tech coming in at noon and NewTech in for the afternoon. As far as I know, this will also be day 3 without a working toilet at work, because my company is fucking ridiculous. Got a totally…
Welcome to Tuesday, I’ll be your hostess today. Could I interest you in any of our specials this morning? For starters, we’ve got a small plate offering of “Why won’t my nose stop running?”. Our drink special this morning is “Dear Car, please stop making noises”, and there’s definitely not enough alcohol in it. And…
Anyone do anything interesting this weekend? We’re boring. Being adults is boring. I know I should be happy there’s nothing going on right now to make things not-boring, but right now there’s nothing on tv but a dog obstacle course competition and it’s only highlighting how boring we are. Saturday was pretty standard. As planned,…