It was not a good night here at Chez Crystal. I couldn’t sleep at all, I went to bed with a low-level panic thudding in my chest. Roughly 90 minutes later I was awake again, unsure what time it was our why I was awake, but then someone was ringing our doorbell. I woke him…
Good morning, my lovelies. ☕ Today is Wednesday. I’m scheduled to go in early, with the other day tech coming in at noon and NewTech in for the afternoon. As far as I know, this will also be day 3 without a working toilet at work, because my company is fucking ridiculous. Got a totally…
Welcome to Tuesday, I’ll be your hostess today. Could I interest you in any of our specials this morning? For starters, we’ve got a small plate offering of “Why won’t my nose stop running?”. Our drink special this morning is “Dear Car, please stop making noises”, and there’s definitely not enough alcohol in it. And…