Life in General

Immensely

[19 Apr 2020|9:09pm]

All Aboard the Hot Mess Express on Twitter (Twitter)

“"So a funny thing happened last night. I'm sitting around after dinner, before final lock-in, and I HAD MAIL."

"Oh? Get anything good? Dirty prison pen-pal letters?"

"I got a book."

"Oooooh, noice."

"Yes, and let me tell you, IT'S FUCKING WITH ME."”

The Prison Book Club continues reading House of Leaves, over and over and over.

Relax, loud kitties.

[19 Apr 2020|9:21am]

Seriously, guys. You’re not starving. I’m not dead. You will get food. RELAX.

Another fucking closet?

[18 Apr 2020|8:34pm]

That time I forgot I had an entire closet, not to be confused with the time I found a secret room. Also, I try to sell some windows.