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Life in General

I shot a man. I shot him right in the ass.

Good morning, y’all. It’s another Sunday morning. Cats, coffee, contemplation, … you know the drill. We had a nice day off. I made a batch of the saddest-looking pancakes ever while Shawshank did the laundry and played “Red Dead Redemption”. I played for a couple of hours, learning how to herd cattle and rope horses.…

an unlikely visit from the president

Good morning, y’all. The wind hasn’t stopped in nearly three days, but weakened overnight. Fortunately, the snow stopped at some point while we slept. Podrick climbed onto the bed at the normal time and woke me up, so I rearranged myself so I could pet his head while he sucked on the side of my…

but first, a shower

TGIF, perhaps even TFIF– thank FUCK it’s Friday. I bear the usual tidings of cold weather and morning darkness. After waking me up to demand cuddles, Podrick did ginger-boy bullshit while Shawshank dozed and I looked at news headlines. He’s still doing ginger-boy bullshit. I used the cheat code to get traffic last night, and…