Life in General

Not Feeling Productive

[17 May 2020|12:32pm]

Why are weekends so short? Why is the government so slow? Why do I have 3 fur capes? Why doesn’t anyone want to buy my shit?Why can’t I throw stuff out?

Puffy Ornamental Clouds

[16 May 2020|9:34am]

I feel like I can’t leave the couch, the coffee is just too tasty this morning. But I need to do shit. Shit like GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH.

Keep Calm

[15 May 2020|7:21am]

“Let’s just skip to Saturday,” the local news anchor said. I can’t think of a better idea, Alison.