Oh, look! POTUS is shitting his pants while delivering a speech this morning. I’m so glad I survived another case of Chickyplague for this [gestures everywhere around the planet]. I spent yesterday sleeping off whatever my problem is. I woke up and felt “off”, and went into the living room with a bottle of water.…
Good morning, world. It’s a new week, starting with a weekend- Shawshank has today and tomorrow off. I’ve been up since another godawful hour because Podrick thinks the best time to wake up is 5:30am. We’ve been out of bed since about 6:30 because he was AWAKE!™, it’s about 45 minutes later. He. Has. Not.…
Good morning, world. It’s a muthafuckin’ Sunday. I’ve been up since 4am. Podrick curled up with me for a cuddle before running off. He started causing trouble, so I locked him out of the bedroom. With the barricade in place, I returned to a guided meditation that brought me to a moonlit meadow. I slept…