<geek> chicky · blog </geek>

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
just li'l ol' me

Life in General

According to the internet, my rap name is Lil Switch

“Anole” is too close to “anal” for my liking, to be perfectly honest.

More Wreaths, More Paper, More Sun

Eleven years ago today, my mother pushed a kid down to get to a penguin.

Existence

Surprisingly enough, I don’t have any poop news today.