Life in General

I refuse to refer to the Roomba as anything other than the “electric horseshoe crab”, I’m painting food, and can we just talk about how my laptop sucks ass?

Outside and in the yard and I’m so tan I had to go down two foundation shades.

First there was 🐶🕵️⛺, then 📡 and 🚁, but then there were 🚨🚔🔦 and we were all 😮😳😱😲.

But no 💩.