Life in General

Am I good? Nope. Just gimme that participation trophy.

This picture makes me look like I killed a Muppet and wore its skin.

Now remember, it’s full contact. There are three ways to win. One, You knock your opponent out. Two, the other guy quits, and shouts ‘Matte.’ It’s like saying ‘Uncle.’ Three, You throw the fucker right off the runway!