fuck it

fuck it

Good morning, world. We were in bed early last night. Shawshank says it was an hour, but it was closer to two. I also had a terrible time getting to…

knock knock

Good morning, y'all. It's a new year, can you feel it? We went to bed early. I'm almost always fighting off Mr. Sandman's advances by 10:30pm, and last night was…
a phallus assassin

a phallus assassin

It's the end of the line for 2025. We're up. I've been awake-ish since around 5am, when Podrick made his first visit of the morning. I was not in the…