Life in General

FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That’s a typo. Orwell is here now. He’s livin’ large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!

[20 Feb 2023|1:17pm]

Hey, good afternoon. This is Shawshank, I have hacked Crystal’s laptop to just tell ya’ll that she’s pretty sick today. I think it was Saturday. It was a pretty long day without a lot of water. She was feeling off yesterday, but I thought that we had beaten it. She was up before me, and…

Sundays are for coffee and contemplation and cats and just general laziness

[19 Feb 2023|9:53am]

It’s like Florida, but snowy.

real pants

[18 Feb 2023|8:35am]

Good morning, people. Happy Saturday. We’ve reached the weekend and all its glory. As a reward, we’ve earned a reprieve from courtroom live streams. Instead, we’re taking a mini road trip and going to an RV show with Shawshank’s parents. It’s 90 minutes away, in another province. I think we’ll be leaving in about an…