knock knock

Good morning, y'all. It's a new year, can you feel it? We went to bed early. I'm almost always fighting off Mr. Sandman's advances by 10:30pm, and last night was…
a phallus assassin

a phallus assassin

It's the end of the line for 2025. We're up. I've been awake-ish since around 5am, when Podrick made his first visit of the morning. I was not in the…
howdy pard

howdy pard

Hello, internet. We're up. I had a restless, warm night. Shawshank asked me for a time check, and Podrick climbed into bed after he heard me answer. We cuddled for…