Life in General

Good morning, world. We’re up, and I’ve been AWAKE. I spent most of the time in bed scrolling between TikTok and Reddit. Eventually, Chaucer wanted attention, so I tried to enlist his assistance in waking Shawshank. Instead, he chose to stand on my chest.1 I woke up Shawshank myself. The week is winding down. I…

Good morning, world. Happy Wednesday. The house is up and awake and we’re doing the things. I swear I heard gunshots around 7:42am. Three of them. I was pretty confident I didn’t need to play the “gunshots or fireworks?” game. This isn’t Florida. Yesterday, I played some ToTK. I dealt with the remaining three locks…

Gonna be human, and friendly, and bounce on sails.