yeah, i’m gonna need you to take that tactical hoodie and stuff it straight up your patriotic American ass
Hello, world. Hello, Saturday. Hello, snow. Shawshank locked me in the bedroom this morning, which sounds a lot worse than reality. He used Hardy Boys-level fuckery to move a weight against the inside of the bedroom door in order to Podrick from opening it from the hallway. And, to be clear, I asked him to…