Good morning, world. Would you like to see my muscular kitten? He was cuddly this morning, until he was distracted by the wall hanging behind the bed. We deal with this at least once daily – usually in the morning, but sometimes at bedtime as well – and it’s not ok. Last night, it took…
Yet another night where the Fanta Menace pulled down half the tapestry while we tried to fall asleep. Yet another morning where I locked my smooth-brained ginger baby out of the bedroom because he was being an asshole. But did I sleep after that? Fuck no. The damage was done. Podrick laughs at your feeble…
If you’re not the Universe, scroll by. Please, be so fucking for real right now. Also, Podrick was Podrick this morning. I woke up early, enjoyed an hour of cuddle baby, then another 30 minutes of hoping he’d settle. He never settled. After the first time I had to chase him off the dresser, the…