<geek> chicky · blog </geek>

Dead to rights and wide awake
just li'l ol' me

Life in General

Explain to me how a pretzel stand can “break down”.

Good morning, world. It looks like we had some rain overnight, the roads and grass are wet. My crow army is in the area; Shawshank says there are about 8 chilling across the street, I can hear them cawwing. Podrick was better today, and let us sleep past 4am. Work was ok last night. The…

I also spoke to Mitch McConnel for 20 minutes, but it took two bong rips and a séance.

Good morning, world. We are not happy this morning. Pod started early and had us both up. At 3:34am, after an hour of him fucking around and knocking things about, I walked into the kitchen, grabbed a handful of cat food out of its canister, and dropped it in the bowl. With the hope that…

full poop on the half pipe

If it ever hits the news that a hermit in the middle of nowhere went apeshit started screaming so much she was heard outside her bubble of nowhere, you’ll know it was me, and I finally lost it due to lack of sleep. Once again, Podrick started obsessively trying to get to the bedroom window…