Originally posted March 19, 2009 For your reading enjoyment, here’s an actual conversation I had with a patient yesterday. Me: Do you have any questions on your prescription today?Patient: Are these drugs? I don’t like taking drugs. It’s a wonder I don’t hop the counter and smack people with their meds.
Originally posted March 7, 2007 Work has been dead lately. We think business has dropped off, but it doesn’t seem to be any of our good regulars and we’ve still go the same number of losers that we generally get (that is, we get a slew of drug-seeking freaks in the later half of the…
Originally posted on February 13th, 2009. I don’t know what the hell was going on today, but every single customer we had was a complete idiot. Is Friday the 13th really that much of an effect on people, or can these people really be this dumb? Before I go into detail about today’s idiots, though,…