Creativity

We had some storms pass over us yesterday. The clouds were dark, there was thunder, and you could feel the storm coming. Fortunately, the actual rain was spotty. We were only subjected to roughly 3 minutes of downpour before we were out from under it. Since the clouds started at lunchtime, I spent the early…

I need you to know that I saw two squirrels fucking in the yard and I’m pretty sure a lot of it wasn’t consensual, but who am I to question the sex lives of backyard animals, am I right?

Spoiler alert: nothing’s changed, I’m still boring.