Greetings and salutations, world. Happy Thursday. The sun’s out again, which is nice, and Shawshank says the wind is quieter than it has been. We’re not above freezing today, but at least the outdoors looks nice. The roads are awful though.
Yesterday was a somewhat productive day. I played with ChatGPT, turned it into a degenerate fiend, and made it write up smut. First, I made it write up a message about my “menu”, which I blasted out to my current subs. While I had that browser tab open, I slightly edited my “thanks for subscribing!” welcome message to include both the menu and some newer photos. Then, I set ChatGPT generating lists of Onlyfans usernames for a bearded Canadian in his 40’s. They were amazing.
I assumed a human form and started the Fansly verification process before lunch. Similar to OF’s process, Fansly’s involves taking pics of my ID, a hand-written sign, and me in the same photo, as well as supplying a video of me holding both items and talking. I sent everything, but unfortunately the video didn’t upload properly. I re-uploaded it this morning.
Shawshank warned me he would be coming home with some major work projects for me. At lunchtime, he presented me with a small list of notes on changes to be made to the shop’s website. He can pack a lot of shit on one piece of notepad. I made the changes, plus some extra. I put My Pet Robot to use again. For once, I didn’t make it do evil things, instead using it to write up a bunch of blurbs about the shop’s seasonal sales events. After about 3.5 hours, I had things looking nice-ish.
Shawshank came back home with a list of small tweaks, plus one major tweak. “Make it look fun”, he said. OMG. I can only do so much with the Chromebook. Having spent a solid morning making my menu in Canva earlier this week, I’m vaguely qualified to be an expert at this point. I spent another 2.5 hours after dinner working on making it look fun and putting in the tweaks. I did what I could, with what I could. We don’t know if the boss has seen it yet, but Shawshank says it looks good. I’m sure he’ll come home with another list today. Either way, my work will eventually end up in his paycheck.
Today is date night, since the restaurant will be closed for Good Friday. I might go through the lists of usernames and pick out a few so I can set up a costar account. SMUTBOT’s message did its magic, and I might need to generate some content before the weekend starts. I definitely want to do some live streaming this afternoon.
I’m such an attention whore.
