From the vault, originally posted on December 31, 2013
You know it’s going to be a bad day at work when you go to punch in and your boss says “You may want to just leave now.” Apparently, the day started with a patient wanting to know what to do because they drank a bottle of calamine lotion.
Let me repeat that: THEY DRANK A BOTTLE OF CALAMINE LOTION.
They mistook it for Pepto.
