[Current Mood | amused amused ]
[Listening To | Canadian weather reports with the Temu version of Adam Levine ]

Good morning, world. Happy Tuesday. I woke up a little earlier than I’d have liked, the bed was a little bit warm and Podrick wanted snuggles. Snuggles require a trip to the window, the shade, and the screen, all of which undoubtedly wake up Shawshank.

We both worked yesterday. I pointed the phone at me, put on some music, and did my makeup while I yapped on TikTok. I didn’t expect much out of it; they’re not interesting streams. I yap about whatever pops into my head while I transform into a human. Once I finished, I started setting up the bedroom for a Bean Stream, then made myself lunch. Once fed, I finished setting up, brushed my hair, and got on The Bean.

Just call me the Director of Guided Self Fulfillment.

Things went better than I expected. I did a dick reaction/rating for someone, which is always fun because the pics come in blurred and it’s a surprise every time. Half the time, they send a standard issue cock. The other half, I’ll get something interesting. For every default dick they send, there’s a self sucking, self fucking, or diaper-wearing dick. Yesterday, the dick was trapped in a little purple chastity cage. The wearer also asked to be my submissive.

I also was treated to a cam-to-cam, which lets me watch (but not hear). It was a POV angle, almost like he had a GoPro cam strapped to his forehead while he sat on the toilet and jerked. I encouraged him to beat that meat, and cheered him on when he finished. Bravo, sir. I hope you enjoyed your secret bathroom wank.

I’m starting to gain more regulars. I made $100-ish off a guy one night a couple of weeks ago, and he’s been stopping in regularly since. He hasn’t spent as much, but he’s still visiting- and tipping. I’m getting a lot of people who just love my voice, and I’m starting to think I should invest in a mic with an adjustable arm instead of a proper webcam. I spent some money on Temu this weekend, and probably should have spent the money on a new mic, but noOOOoooo, I needed to buy a realistic dick to make my watchers feel inadequate.

I expect more of the same today, and tomorrow, and the next.