there’s a lot of birds
accomplished ]
It’s been a morning. Podrick started super early – we’d only been in bed for 45 minutes when he woke us up the first time. To make it worse, he kept it going through the night. I don’t remember if he woke us at all after the first time, but I know he was definitely doing bullshit things around 4am.
Surprisingly, against all odds, I had a wicked good Friday shift. As usual, it was a very slow start. Normally, I take breaks every 90 minutes, but it was deaddeadDEAD and I needed enrichment in my enclosure after merely an hour. I took a quick break to pack the bong and do a proper bong hit (maybe two, maybe three), peed, and went back to work. A work crew showed up outside the house shortly after I sat back down. They’re upgrading the lines in the town to fiber, and doing shit in the yard that involved some machine that sounds like Freddy Krueger fingerbanging a chalk board. I suffered through it for about 15-20 minutes, and said the magic words: I’m sorry, this is fucking bullshit, I’ll come back when the crew is gone.
Then a guy tipped 22 tokens, and I joked about how I couldn’t leave. An hour later, I had $111. I took a break, but my ranking kept going down, and I decided I’d rather eat dinner instead. I rewarded myself with the last can of Irn Bru.
Shawshank is closing tonight. I was going to take the night off and do my nails instead, but I’m undecided still. I could work tonight and take tomorrow off, but I think that’s a bad idea. Saturday nights are one of the busiest times on Chaturbate and I can’t compete with that many models, and Sundays are historically better for me.
