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It’s Wednesday, my dudes. I opened the curtains this morning and found three crows in the front yard. Podrick was a bit of an ass this morning, so I was out of bed before Shawshank. He dealt with him in the early morning, I heard him up and about, swearing, at least twice.
I had a nice shift. I understand how silly that sounds – I’m a hoe, doing hoe things, what’s “nice” about that? The stream wasn’t super dead, the bean was comfy, and I made some money. Things started off with me kicking someone out of the room pretty early. No greeting, nothing, just entered chat and immediately demanded I send him a private message. Not only do I not have the attention span for managing private messages, but I refuse to deal with that type of dude1 in general. I run a bot that will auto reply to PM requests with “Sorry, no, put it in a tip note if you want to tell me a secret 🩷”. More often than not, I’ll also audibly reply as well, and last night replied along the lines of “nope, don’t think I will”.
I didn’t give him another thought until he decided to offer up his stunningly important opinion, “if you’re sitting in here watching this dumb card game, just know there’s plenty of free tits and pussy in other rooms”. One of the greatest joys of girl bossing is being able to import and use a tiny portion of Samuel L. Jackson’s aura at will, and I shot him down with “I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOTDAMMED THING” while I kicked him from the room.
There are no suggestions in my room, only directions. And the only one giving those directions is me.
When I logged off, I edited a couple of the highlight reels and sat in the bedroom while they uploaded to Fansly. When I finally emerged, I fed the cats, made dinner, and tried unsuccessfully to make a roller coaster in a tight spot.
We have today off. The world looks a little gray out there, but we don’t have anything major to do. We’re making plans to cut Pippin‘s nails, and I’ll probably dye my hair and give myself a manicure. Cheeseburgers will cap off the evening.
- going from room to room, demanding PMs, thinking the 1 token they keep in their wallet means unlimited chatting ↩︎
