Good morning, world. Are we ready for Wednesday? Podrick was unusually pleasant this morning. He first came in around 5am, and we cuddled for a bit. I’m pretty sure he left after a little while, and I went back to sleep. He woke me up again just after 7am, and we had another cuddle. We got cozy and stayed cozy for another half an hour, and then he needed to bother Shawshank.
I just remembered I forgot to share these two gentlemen who were in my stream at one point in the last week.



I’d like to say the race play was a first, but it’s not. This was just the most obvious one lately. I have another regular who really wants me to entertain it as well. I’m older than most of the people streaming on TikTok, so I don’t expect many of them to understand when this guy starts tossing around words. But I grew up reading “Gone With the Wind“; I know damned well what massa means.
We had another lovely day off. Shawshank went out to the post office, picked up a package for me, and brought some mail to his parents. I confirmed that my wig fit and Shawshank hooked up my new cable and made sure it worked. At 1:55pm, I put on actual clothing so we could go out to the secondhand shop, but other than that, I played NieR:Automata all afternoon.
After dinner, I went through my archived entries in the Audrey system and made a list of about 20 that are old enough to be recycled. I was very surprised when I sat down and actually looked at the data. When I started tracking things back in February, my stuff was getting about 30 views on Fansly’s FYP1. By April, things had improved, and clips were seeing around 65 views. Now, it seems like my average FYP clip will have about 100 views.
Today is going to be a spicy day. If I’m in the mood to take some pics, I’ll do it. If not, scheduling the FYP posts is my priority anyway.
- my nude body looks like an overproofed sourdough, I shoot potato-quality porn, but I’m fucking trying. ↩︎



